I’m awful at remembering jokes…but with the help of C&P and notepad, I can do much better here! I found this a day or two ago and thought it was really funny:

One day, a mechanical engineer, electrical engineer, chemical engineer, and computer engineer were driving down the street in the same car when it broke down.
The mechanical engineer said: “I think a rod broke.”
The chemical engineer said: “The way it sputtered at the end, I think it’s not getting enough gas.”
The electrical engineer said: “I think there was a spark and somethings wrong with the electrical system.”
All three turned to the computer engineer and said: “What do you think?”
The computer engineer said: “I think we should all get out and then get back in.”